Survive the agent apocalypse

SaaSpocalypse

It's 2026. AI agents are eating SaaS, and $2 trillion in software value has already evaporated. Pick your seat and find out: would you survive it?

Which seat are you in?
Founders & CEOs
The Survival Game
You're the CEO. Ten decisions stand between an oversubscribed IPO and walking out with nothing but the red stapler.
Valuation · ARR · Margin · Edge vs AI · Team Morale
Play now →~4 min
Marketers & Growth
Attack of the Bots
Run marketing when your buyers are bots and your budget's on the chopping block. Ten calls across demand gen, brand, and PMM.
Pipeline · Brand · Win Rate · Efficiency · Sanity
Play now →~4 min
PE & VC Partners
Saving the Portfolio
You're the operating partner. Triage a portfolio of dying SaaS before the fund's marks crater — and decide who to save.
Fund Marks · DPI · LP Confidence · Portfolio Health · Reputation
Play now →~4 min
01Ten quick decisions. One situation per screen, three choices, real consequences. Three or four minutes, start to exit.
02The smart move is the real playbook. The best choices are what actual PE & VC operating partners do. The worst are the panic moves people actually make.
03Share your exit, dare a peer. Get a result card and a score — then challenge someone who thinks they'd do better.
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Your brand, your scenarios, your audience — a custom Founder, Marketer, or PE/VC game for your company, conference, or portfolio.
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