The Survival Guides
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The full survival playbook for your seat.

The game gives you the lessons in four minutes. The guide gives you the whole operating playbook — the plays, the frameworks, a self-assessment, and the panic moves to avoid — the real moves a seasoned operator or PE/VC partner would make.

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Founders & CEOs
Survival Guide: Founders Edition
  • The 5 levers of survival, from moat to marks
  • ~20 concrete plays: defend the model, cut fat not muscle, earn the mark
  • An exposure self-assessment to score your company
  • The 10 deadly panic moves that sink founders in a re-rating
$39 one-time
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Marketers & Growth
Survival Guide: Marketers Edition
  • The playbook across demand gen, brand/PR, and product marketing
  • ~17 plays: pipeline over MQL theater, AI-search visibility, proof over hype
  • An exposure self-assessment for your marketing org
  • The 10 panic moves that get marketers blamed and budgets cut
$39 one-time
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PE & VC Partners
Survival Guide: Partners Edition
  • The operating playbook across portfolio ops, fund/LPs, and deals/exits
  • ~18 plays: triage to the moats, honest marks, lock DPI, buy the gems
  • A fund-and-portfolio exposure self-assessment
  • The 10 mark-protecting panic moves that end careers
$39 one-time
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